They say that decisions are made by those who turn up. What about those who turn up early – or even extra early? Do they get to make the decisions before everyone else – maybe just the important decisions? It could save a lot of time, a bit like holding all meetings with everyone standing up, to keep them short and to the point – another one of my ideas that was never taken up.
balloon
Thought balloons for our strange and unsettled times – brief quirky commentary about the eccentricities of everyday life, almost always with a sense of short black humour
Saturday, May 4, 2024
Turning up early
They say that decisions are made by those who turn up. What about those who turn up early – or even extra early? Do they get to make the decisions before everyone else – maybe just the important decisions? It could save a lot of time, a bit like holding all meetings with everyone standing up, to keep them short and to the point – another one of my ideas that was never taken up.
Sunday, December 11, 2022
Revisiting the island to the North – a nearby foreign country
Sitting by a roaring fire in a wintry pub in the Central Highlands of Tasmania near where I grew up, I read that Tasmanians liked to call Australia ‘the Island to the North’. Many years later I went back to Tasmania, in early 2019, driving through an island on fire to reach the tiny village where I grew up in the centre of the island, by the shores of Lake St Clair. Now after three more years of bushfires and floods and pandemic, I have been thinking about the island to the North, its tiny neighbours and the vast Pacific Ocean that laps and links them.
The island to the North – a nearby foreign country
As a long-term Tasmanian-in-exile, even if of my own choice, it’s interesting to think about Australia in the 21st century, as someone who hails from another nearby island, looking at its much bigger neighbour as an immigrant.
I travel the back lanes of this strange land, marvelling at the people. They speak a strange language, not all that different to Tasmanian, though I am aware that Tasmania has many languages – as does the island to the North. Deciphering them is the challenge.
Sunday, November 28, 2021
Surviving the pandemic – notes from the plague years September 2020-November 2021
During the pandemic I have become an expert at many new things - early morning raids on enemy supply lines to ensure the household has adequate food supplies, masks, sanitiser, avoiding others, especially the ones I don't like. It's risky – I see that small bands of foot soldiers in the service of assorted warlords are roaming the streets, though luckily in the far South and not here. Sometimes I feel like one of those ancient Vikings heading out from the fjords of Norway to plunder distant shores – today Lindisfarne, tomorrow Sonoma Bakery.
Surviving the pandemic #1 – Early morning raids
During the
pandemic I have become an expert at early morning raids on enemy supply
lines to ensure the household has adequate food supplies (and alcohol)
for our troubled times. It's risky – I see that small bands of foot
soldiers in the service of assorted warlords are roaming the streets,
though luckily in the far South and not here.
I'm wearing my protective armour |
Sometimes I feel like one of those ancient Vikings heading out from the fjords of Norway to plunder distant shores – today Lindisfarne, tomorrow Sonoma Bakery. Unlike them at least I pay for what I take – only on card of course.
Thursday, August 12, 2021
Humorous updates on creativity and culture an email away
There are four blogs in all, covering the gamut of creativity and culture; humour; food and cooking; and creative writing. ‘indefinite article’
is irreverent writing about contemporary Australian society, popular
culture, the creative economy and the digital and online world – life in
the trenches and on the beaches of the information age. ‘balloon’
is thought balloons for our strange and unsettled times – brief quirky
articles about the eccentricities of everyday life, almost always with a
sense of short black humour. ‘handwriting’ is homegrown graffiti from the digital world – writing, rhyming and digital animations; ‘tableland’
is food and cooking from land to table – the daily routine of living in
the high country, on the edge of the vast Pacific, just up from Sydney,
just down from Mount Kosciuszko. The blogs are complemented by two
briefer social media channels – indefinite article on Facebook, which is short arts updates and cultural commentary; and Twitter, short, sharp and shiny.
Wednesday, July 7, 2021
Early onset forgetfulness – what day of the week is it?
There used to be a time when a test for dementia amongst the elderly involved a series of questions. The first one was ‘who was the Prime Minister of Australia?’ After one too many leadership spills this fairly quickly went out the window. The other question was ‘what day of the week is it?’
Soups, galettes, crepes - Wednesday - Sunday |
I must admit that increasingly I am losing the ability to answer this question correctly. Today is Monday, yet I keep having a nagging feeling that it is really Saturday. This has been going on for some time but it has been accelerated by the pandemic lock down, which turned into a slow down and then into a lie down.
Thursday, November 5, 2020
Beyond a joke – surviving troubled times
A land of bushfires and choking smoke, drought and floods – and plague
Over
the last 12 months we have endured bushfires and choking smoke, plague,
drought and floods. Australia’s creativity and culture and the whole
creative sector have been hammered and it will be the last thing to
recover as we move into the new post-pandemic world. At times like this
there are a few things you can rely on for consolation – the pleasure of
creativity and gardens and the distractions of humour.
Over the last decade I seem to have spent most of my writing career producing articles about Australian creativity and culture. Lately some of it has been a bit grim, given the way the current Coalition Government has largely abandoned the creative sector and the higher education sector. Together they comprise much of the clean and clever economy which should underpin a bright global future for Australia. The creative sector has responded to being sidelined by generously sharing a huge amount of advice and experience about how to survive behind enemy lines. Some days I think I should have been an economist, but instead I intend to focus on being a humourist. After all, it’s a bit like those who have written endless reams about Trump in America – at some stage you have to think ‘what more can you say?’
Sunday, May 17, 2020
Holed up in the mountains
Brindabella Ranges, looking South from National Arboretum. |